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Amazing: MLSP set to revolutionise new age primitive Skiffle fundamentals

This is a great article that introduces the theory behind a technology that
will advance technologies, such as Virtual-Asymmetric Recursive Simplification Entropy (V-ARSE), into the corporate mainstream. With MPLS, you can finally leverage a service level agreement with an V-ARSE-ISP that uses leveraged...

Unbelievable: Outlook is immune to foot and mouth

I Don't believe it, you don't have to patch it, this is truly amazing.

News Flash: Skiffle reaches parts other methodologies cannot reach

For immediate press release - 14th Jaunary 2001

High corporate Skiffle productivity (HCSP) is enabling one in five (1in5) of the worlds fastest growing companies (FGC) - (18.3465738299 %) to place surplus cash in external business investments (EB-eyes)

Go here for a detailed analysis.

News Flash: Does Father Christmas Exist?

For immediate press release - 19th December 2000

After some groundbreaking research at the BSHIZT (British Skiffle Helicopter Institute for Zero Tolerance), using the very latest HHPs, senior researcher Professor Fran Tank has delivered an analysis, that may shake the western civilisation to its roots.

A complete analysis can be found here.

News Flash: The British Skiffle Society Seminar (BS3), Bognor Regis, 25-27 Dec 2000

For immediate press release - 1st December 2000

The Skiffle Methodology Organisation is proud to welcome you to the tri-annual Skiffle Society Seminar at Bognor. This years event promises to be the best yet, brimming with a lexicon of the latest recursive taxonomies.

A report on the proceedings can be seen here

Agenda

Day-1 Primitive Forecasting
Day-2 Adaptable Autonomous Primitives with slight Undertones (AAP-Us)
Day-3A Framework for Evaluation Methods (aF4EM)

And for all you aficionados of the three tier salute in a HHP hierarchy:

Day-3 Evening - Identifying Key Elements of a HHP Hierarchy

 

NEWS Flash: Albert Tatlock and Minnie Caldwell join the Skiffle site team

For immediate press release - 14th October 2000

It gives us greatest pleasure and pride to announce the services of Mr Albert Tatlock and Prof Minnie Caldwell have been retained by the Skiffle Methodology web site. 

Albert will be leading up the FAQ Coordination Unit (FAQCU). While Minnie will be helping to fill him in in the background.

The following is a salient biographic discussion (SBD) of these two giants who's work in the field is already legendry.

Albert Tatlock He served in the First World War where he joined the infamous code breakers of Huddersfield borough council. Although now retired, Albert performs a few odd jobs to keep his end up - lollipop man, caretaker, and Ena Sharples' process owner at the British Skiffle Helicopter Institute for Zero Tolerance (BSHIZT). His first book: "Applied Recursive Simplification (ARS) - 3 Vol Oxford, England (1918-1920)", went largely overlooked, until the introduction of blue-tooth, in the closing years of the 20th centaury.
Minnie Caldwell She fought to uphold the morals of a nation during the dark days of 1927, taking on the formidable Elsie Tanner, to smash once and for all the heresy of lactic sugar discrimination (LSD) in fermentable un-brewed comestibles (FUBC).

She went up to Cambridge in 1931, where she produced the ground breaking classic "Principia Skifflea: 3 Vol, Cambridge, England (1936)". At the time this book stated the unspeakable and Minnie was jailed for treason, she was not released until the Public Utilities Street Works Act (PUSWA) was introduced in 1957. Nowadays the book pervades fields too many to enumerate.
 

 

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